turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

Jerk Face

The phrase you use when playing video games and your parents are in the other room.

OMG this Jerk Face just killed me.

by Alldr55678990 January 4, 2019

Buzz my face

To telephone an individual.

"Buzz my face" the next time you're in town and we'll go for a drink.

by Chris Ha December 24, 2007

🙃 Upsidedown smiliey face 🙃

The act of being so "wild" and "crazy fun" with abnormally awesome, socially unacceptable behaviors.

Nikki is so 🙃 Upsidedown smiliey face 🙃, she is hanging from the chandelier to do body shots off of Laura.

by 22chainz April 27, 2021

Baby face

When a man ejaculates onto a women’s face.

Dude last night I was having sex with this on girl and she wanted me to give her a baby face.

by Alexander Ludwig February 9, 2021

Pie Face

Pie Face is an extremely fat bastard with massive tits, he stays inside and loves to eat lasagna, he has no real mates and has big enough tits to wear a bra other names for a Pie Face include garfield, fatty, man and fobe

Dan is a massive Pie Face

by PieFaceIsAVirginForLife April 13, 2020

puddin face

When someone sticks their bottom lip out and looks reflected. Generally they do this when they want something but are told no.

That guy wanted to hit this but I told him hell to the no...now he's looking all puddin face.

by skintou September 9, 2013