face worm

A newly engaged couple caught kissing on camera when one of them has hypothermia.

Did you see Donna and Dale outside the ski lodge last week, their face worm was so horrendous.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

Horse Face

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.

NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.

by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016

blurring your face

When someone blurs their face on their profile picture, it means they’re probably ugly as fuck and are very insecure.

“Why are you blurring your face on your profile picture?”
“I’m ugly as fuck, can’t you see?.”

by berdz May 21, 2022

Wouldn't say it to your face

I've been saying it to Sam Sedar's face for months now.

Hym "I don't know why you think I wouldn't say it to your face but I know what YOU... WON'T SAY, EVEN IN TEXT. You won't even say it in one of your little group chats. Or even on your faggy little YouTube channel. You will not say that Hym Iam (or even my real name) is not going to get paid and credit for creating AI because YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO WALK OUT OF MY DOOR... IIIIIIMMEDIATELY! AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING KID TO STAB AND I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT! You won't even THINK it. You won't DREAM of it. Because if I even though you did for even a second, you wouldn't be reading this."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

Two Faced

Someone who pretends to be somebody’s friend and then talks shit about them behind their back

That guy is a two faced little bitch. The other day, he was laughing and joking with that guy. Now he’s over there talking shit about him.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

lower face wash

The washing of only the bottom half of the face (nose down) on occasions concerning the person giving oral sex, or just oily face.

Brittany immediately ran to the sink to give herself a lower face wash after giving a rather long blow job, before her roommate got home.

by suckitttt July 29, 2014

whole lotta face

When your head is proportionately larger than the rest of your body.

Damn she is a toothpick but her face is so big... What a whole lotta face.

by BabyJ_27 February 14, 2014