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Fuck head

A fuck head is one who's head is fucked cuz the world is fucked my friend. Usually has 2 looks of either resting bitchface or smiling n laughing into Oblivion of the face area. Usually has 2 moods of either fuck you or fuck me, usually, or like whatever tho. male or female cuz the males kind of feminine n the females kind of masculine. Won't usually talk shit back , jus look at u like u have no idea how lucky u r I don't haul off n blast you in the face pussy cause they got jails for that n y'all need Jesus anyway bitch so I'ma go back to doing me. Inside is just a puppy but a timberwolf puppy half grown so still lethal. Jus wans to cuddle but ain't nobody got time for that so they may develop a drinking problem but eventually be basically sober cuz they're wicked smart so how bout them apples. Walks like Ben Affleck cuz y'all suspect. Prolly Italian or raised round alot of Italians or likes Italian food n wine. Makes the best lovers cuz deep down they jus wanna love n be loved but r super picky so you'll prolly get sour grapes n that's fine because they'd prolly ruin everyone else for u for the rest of your life n they love u too much to do that to u. Prolly really been through a lot even though they don't look it so you should be really caring with them cuz even though they r the shit they can be assholes n u probably deserve it but deffinatly not n they will feel bad after and everything will be fucked up for like a minute but that could last forever, who knows these days.
*dog acts crazy and its hilarious*
-little fuck head
by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019
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poopy head

When ur about to poopy but friend head under butt. poopy head
Oh im about to poopy
Friend: stick head under butt

Now he's a poopy head
by Quandale pringle Toop October 3, 2022
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vette head

Car enthusiast obsessed with corvettes.
He is a real vette head when it comes to his beloved corvette.
by Vettester Charlie January 16, 2010
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Kind heads

(Noun)

1. Kind or compassionate group of humans.
2. Humans who think good thoughts.
3. Human who are believe in the power of thinking and positive energy.
Those hippies were some kind heads man.
by Zakine February 12, 2020
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Crack Head

by Zai247 July 17, 2019
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SMH my head

When a person doesn’t know what SMH stands for and wants to sound like they understand abbreviations
by Expert proven October 31, 2023
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Five-head

An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.
"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.
by Cocksucker3 August 28, 2016
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