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Diet Zombie

Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.
I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!
by Kanna-Chan May 29, 2015
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Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.
'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'
by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012
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Carbage diet

A diet in which you can eat all the carbs you want as long as you find them in the trash.
Hey, I saw you digging in the garbage at work. Are you poor?

Not poor, just trying this new carbage diet.
by cokemidget November 3, 2020
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Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.
Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.
by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024
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diet spread

when you're really hungry but you're too busy lying down to get food
person 1: I'm hungry
person 2: then get some food!
person 1: no... I'm doing the diet spread
by Dumbskateremo March 23, 2024
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diet sober

Diet Sober… no alcohol only all other drugs!
I’m diet sober… what’s diet sober? Im not drinking but ill rip a blunt or catch up with Molly. Are you diet sober?
by Diet Sober January 4, 2023
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Diet Atheist

A person who regularly says “God” in phrases and expressions although not believing in God.
Oh my God!” The diet atheist exclaimed in shock, not entirely believing in the concept of the immortal entity that may be above them but using the name to express their fright.

Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.
by WebRobynz December 4, 2022
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