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meat pied

after your throat gets slit and you are dumped into the basement into Mrs. Lovett's bakery, she shoves you into the oven and prepares you into a meat pie.
Sweeney Todd's victims are always meat pied. Well, almost always.
by Happy Pie March 14, 2008
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Meat Wedgie

The act of tucking one's meat in between the cheeks of their buttocks.
One man crosses his legs so much so his meat is wedged between his loins. Thus, creating a Meat Wedgie.
by Mallowcheeks April 14, 2009
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Meat warmer

(Noun):

1. A derogitory term for a woman who is of little value to her male companion.

2. A woman who is of average atractivness at a club/bar who is "picked up" by a man who is just looking for a vagina to hump for the night.

3. A female who is used for sexual gratification with no comitments and is easily forgetable by the male afterwards.
4. A forgetable but fuckable woman.

5. Slang for temporary or non-commital vagina.
Guy1-"Yo! Jack, you get anything good trolling at the club last night?"

Guy2-"Nah. I partied hard but there were to many chads around to get a good bite. I ended up taking home a meat warmer to tide me over till friday night."

Guy1.-"What's her name dude?"

Guy2.-"Don't know man. Doesn't matter. She'll be gone tomorrow anyway so who cares."
by armoroid 5000 September 10, 2009
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Meat Maraca

(n.) it is another word for a clam noodle, chocolate dipped ice cream pickle, frog-ankle, cube of butter. Penis.
holy shit! did you see that guy shaking his meat maraca in the bathroom? thing musta owed him money.
by bill the real bilder May 13, 2010
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Meat wig

It is a pubic wig that is placed around the genitals to cover up a rash or crabs.
Oh man my crotch itches and I have a rash! She was using a meat wig.....
by Nudemonkeybush May 18, 2007
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Braise-the-Meat

A masturbation method that involves dry jerking the meat followed by a wet jerk session, typically in the shower, in order to maximize performance.
I'm going to go braise-the-meat before I take that pussy to poundtown.
by Jeremy Hartman August 13, 2016
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piece of meat

an unintelligent male who tends to be a bit of a man whore.
by Marcy Schroder December 19, 2007
mugGet the piece of meatmug.

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