Jill's Law

The phenomena named after a young woman who can't make sense of her actions, the law describes anything that doesn't make sense.

"dude why is my wifi lagging it worked literally 5 min ago"
"Jill's law man"
"Ah you right"

by NoEnd February 12, 2021

Law of Josh

Life will give you your deepest desires and fantasy when the right time comes.

I've always dreamt of licking wine off someones back while it drips and the law of josh made it happen.

by cocacoladreams April 6, 2022

Schmitt's Law

A physical property of cables to tangle if left unattended.

According to schmitt's law, if you leave two or more cables unattended for a period of time, they will become tangled by the time you return.

by Sir Isaac Schmitt June 22, 2011

Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017

uncle-in-law

1- Aunt's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.

My uncle-in-law is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

Lapras' Law

A method of appraisal in Pokemon GO where playing GBL is not necessary for success. If your screenshots are not built, your pokemon does not exist.

Lapras' Law

"I hatched this today im pretty hype about, definately will evolve and XL it for pvp and stuff"

"Would XL Togekiss still do good in open ML or is it better in the non XL league these days"

"My best shadow mamo yet, im hoping Johto tour can help me finish getting XLs for it"

"Should i use a 14 14 15 shadow machamp in XL ML"

"Would a regular hundo XL Hippowdon do okay in Master League XL, been debating maxing my hundo since i have the XLs for it, use it for pvp and maybe gyms randomly"

by Shiny DerpLapras February 28, 2022

Sans Law

A law of the universe, which name derives from Sans, from the popular indie game "Undertale". The law shows, that any skeletons or skeletal - like creature in media have weirdly good memes created about them, or with them included in the meme.

Ex: - "I swear, the Necrons from Warhammer 40K have the best memes made about them!"

- "Yeah, they abide the Sans Law, too".

Ex.2: - "Why does everybody find skeletons so cool yet funny?"

- "It's because of Sans Law. Skeletons are an engine for good memes".

by ingusbingus April 17, 2023