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Fatty treats

Delicious food and drink usually with a high calorie content e.g. white hot chocolates, cookies, crisps and cake.

Fatty Treats are eaten by Emily and Richard in Esquires whilst they talk about the old days and other such comical occurrences in their thrilling lives.

see also: The beginners guide to faffing
"It's been too long, we must go for some fatty treats..."
"You'll have to excuse the fact I rolled here today, I've eaten too many Fatty treats"
by Richy :) August 15, 2008
mugGet the Fatty treatsmug.

Flat fatty

A girl who despite being fat is also flat. E40 Fat flatty
See e40 over there? Flat fatty is shaken that ass.
by Goddamn Sugar Snap Peas July 18, 2016
mugGet the Flat fattymug.

perfect fatty

When a women’s tits are bigger then her head and her stomach doesn’t come out past her tits
Bro, smashed out a perfect fatty last night, tits were slapping her in the face!
by MagooMajik June 29, 2022
mugGet the perfect fattymug.

Pandemic Fatties

A term used to describe weight gained throughout the COVID Pandemic due to quarantine and eating out of boredom. This is in reference to "Freshman 15" commonly used in USA and "First Year Fatties" commonly used in Australia and New Zealand to describe weight gain during first year at the university.
"I got the Pandemic Fatties" - Post-Pandemic plump person
"WOW you look like shit. Those Pandemic Fatties really got to you." - Observer of a plump person who has the Pandemic Fatties.
by Pandemic P January 12, 2022
mugGet the Pandemic Fattiesmug.

Fatty stare

When you have food that the fatty likes and they stare at you like a predator, and you can feel the fat violent greed behind their fat eyes
I opened a package of lindt chocolate and my roommate gave the fatty stare
by Ms Beatrice Fotheringay September 18, 2025
mugGet the Fatty staremug.

fatty

my favourtie word to call people over 60 kgs
jennifer: hi !
me: ew fatty freak dont talk to me
by fuckmytightfemboyass July 19, 2023
mugGet the fattymug.

Hork a fatty and go to bed

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.
"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"
by BarryCat June 3, 2024
mugGet the Hork a fatty and go to bedmug.

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