Person 1: "One plus one equals three, right?"
Person 2: "No you idiot, it's two."
Person 1: "Fuck you." *Pushes Person 2*
Person 2: "Jesus fuck stop being such an Emma."
Person 2: "No you idiot, it's two."
Person 1: "Fuck you." *Pushes Person 2*
Person 2: "Jesus fuck stop being such an Emma."
by Zaboomufoo September 28, 2020
Get the Emma mug.The most beautiful, wonderful girl you’ll ever meet. She’ll be the live of your life and you’ll have the perfect relationship. Until you find out she never actually loved you and is an absolute fucking slut who cheated on you for 8 months. Turns out she pretended to love you during the happiest year of your life as she fingered herself to her new boyfriend and gave you false hope that she may still love you before she shattered your heart into billions of unfixable pieces.
“Hey man how are things going with you and Emma? You guys seem head over heels for each other !”
“Oh she was a fucking slut and broke my heart. She’s awful.”
“Oh she was a fucking slut and broke my heart. She’s awful.”
by Hello I’m unloveable October 31, 2018
Get the Emma mug.Emma is the worst person you'll ever meet. She'll act like she likes you, then stab you in the back. She'll make an extremely deep cut that will make it so you can never forgive her. She will try to make everyone around her, her enemy. After she has decided that she likes you again, she'll act all nice to you.
Person 1: "I just met an Emma. I was with her for 5 minutes."
Person 2: "I'm sorry. Emma's are the most backstabbing girls."
Person 2: "I'm sorry. Emma's are the most backstabbing girls."
by Jomo4life June 25, 2015
Get the Emma mug.a mother fucking bitch who will leave u in the dust to die and she should go fuck herself she is totaly a mother fucking bitch who needs a life and mainly has only 1 friend and loves to make fun of people mostly will never have a boyfriend or husband and if she will he will be a total whore and slut.
by jimmy fuckin fallon May 7, 2016
Get the Emma mug.A sex move where the girl lays across the bed near your dick and your near her pussy, u eat her pussy while she sucks your dick, then the guy does whatever he wants to her or have her do such as sticking a remote up her pussy or just letting you stick your dick wherever you want it , finally after that she becomes your slave for the next 4 days, sex slave that is
by Emma is me May 1, 2015
Get the The emma mug.A person who BEGS for attention in the worst of ways, like pretending to have a diability or mental disorder to do so, thinks that her friends will be there forever, when in fact she will be alone forever as everyone can see through her.
Person 1:Ugh is that Emma?
Person 2:Yeah. She’s got anorexia.
Person 3:No,she hasn’t. She is faking it for attention.
Person 2:Yeah. She’s got anorexia.
Person 3:No,she hasn’t. She is faking it for attention.
by Oofbigoofs October 19, 2019
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