bloody muffin

A very lame excuse used by a drunken crack whore to get out of coming to work because her daughter is on her period.

I can't come to work today because "Jamie" has a bloody muffin.

by J-Dizzle815 March 22, 2008

Bloody Larry

Death by excessive blood loss from the penis.

Mike F. masturbated to a picture of K. Didda so much, he suffered a Bloody Larry.

by Mike November 27, 2003

bloody mess perk

bloody mess perk is used when describing something that is awesome, or bloody. most of the time used referring to video games. ( bloody mess perk is a word used in the fallout games )

holy shit that head shot was fucking amazing. someone must be using the bloody mess perk.

by HaysiKings November 30, 2010

bloody tampon popsicle

a bloody tampon which is frozen in ones freezer to become a frozen.

"I was over ay Emily's house last night and she had a freezer of bloody tampon popsicles."

by CUNT FUCKER May 13, 2005

bloody anal rape

When some is drilled in the anus against their consent so hard that blood is drawn. Usually after a VERY long session. Victim is rarely concious.

Bloody anal rape is nasty shit

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

bloody cream pie

A bloody cream pie is when you throw your load on a fire crotch to create a hot mess.

Max threw his load on Jane’s fire crotch which created a bloody cream pie for later.

by Gym Baag November 26, 2017

bloody mary in bed

When you go down on a girl on her period and you come up with red mustache and then you make an "ok sign" with your hand and you put it to your eye like a monacle and you speak with an English accent.

Blimey Erin! When you said you were up for it I was dodgy but that was brilliant! Your strawberry creams are the dogs bollocks but I can't believe you gave me a Bloody Mary in bed!"

by Anorak May 25, 2014