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Chris Mew

When you’ve had a few too many beverages and you’re feeling a bit queasy, you might go to the toilet and have a Chris Mew (Spew).
“Where have you been Tay?”

“Fuck I was feeling shit, I just had a quick Chris Mew in the toilet” - Taylor
by jackabbz August 29, 2019
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The Chris Christie

When you fuck a girl in high waisted Docker's or cargo-shorts with only your cock out of the zipper, leaving the balls tucked in.

**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.
We did the Chris Christie in a parking garage .
by Dongcoptered October 8, 2017
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jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris
*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris
by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017
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Chris Syndrome

when your computer don't work
by xjessellison November 27, 2020
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Chris Takala

A) A wigger, a white nigger. Someone who listens to gangster rap while being a lanky demon child with Blue Sky for blood. He is known to associate himself with Lucas Puig and has a knack for screaming: "SIIIIIIICK," or, "EWWWWWW."

As an avid Black Ops fan, a Chris Takala will never like anything belonging to the science fiction genre because it looks "too japanese." Borderline racist, and socially black, he is the epitome of all "WHITE ASS CRACKA'S" worldwide.

B)
"God dammit Chris, you fucking dropped butter into the sink!"

"HAHAHEHEHAHFHAGHHEHAAA-*wheeze...wheeze*HAHAHA!"

"Shut the fuck up Chris! Go get another half a cup of butter! Fuck."

Chris Takala! What a whore.
by Alex Haws October 18, 2012
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chris is that a weed

im calling the police

911 wuts ur emergincy
chris is that a weed?

im calling the policce
'911 wots ur emergincy'
by PartayKittay September 17, 2019
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Chris Hungus

One who is blessed with a certain email address.
Jim: Hey bro, the health project is due tomorrow!
Chris Hungus: Oh yeah! Send it to me once you’re done with the meat collage!
Jim: You got it. What’s your email?
Chris Hungus: chungus@cps.edu
by bowling567 July 17, 2020
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