Tory Turkey

A member of the electorate in the United Kingdom who voted to enact the Conservative Party's policies, policies that are against that member's own interest.

Derived from "Turkey's who vote for Christmas"

The Tory Turkey voted for Brexit because he was told by Jacob Rees-Mogg order to lower energy costs, however, the value of the GBP to USD can be seen to crash on the Forex Graph on date of the referendum result, and since energy is bought in USD it means that energy became immediately more expensive upon getting Brexit as an outcome... the Tory Turkey in fact voted to make energy prices more expensive!

by Juanco March 3, 2023

ghost turkey

Once thanksgiving is over and triptophan has caused your significant other to fall asleep, it is when a gentleman, or gentlelady equipped with a strap-on, offers them a turkey leg while half asleep. When their mouth opens to accept the turkey, the gentleman it lady slips their erect penis or strap-on into their mouth.

"She was passed out post thanksgiving and asked for the Ghost turkey, so I gave her the full ghost turkey."

by Tomblazer August 13, 2017

Turkey tits

Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.

Great Tits-o-Turkey! Did you see her Turkey tits!

by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017

Jerky Turkey

A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys

or

An aggressive or excessive masturbator

Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.

by DJRTheBoyy April 10, 2016

TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU

This phrase comes from Cristiano Ronaldo who once said - "TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU!" in an interesting conversation video between him and his friend.

Video name: Cristiano Ronaldo Speaks Turkish

Today it is used as a cheer toward the GREAT Turkish nation.

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by FRNCY September 17, 2021

turd turkey

a rehab resistant drug addict.

Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).

by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010

Gotham Turkey

When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.

Last night I was with this wild girl, and she asked to watch me do Gotham Turkey.

by Boobalaz July 15, 2022