Smurf You!

another creative way to say Fuck You without your parents finding out

Me: you know what Smurf You!!
parent: well isnt that nice (:

by botdfluva April 1, 2011

Smurf

When a midget is blue and might possibly be named Simon (Simaug). A smurf is always inting everybodys league of legends game.

Simon Sjöstrand is a Smurf.

by NiceNiceNice69 December 30, 2023

Smurf Head

When the blood flow to the penis is resticted and the tip turns blue

When he was sleeping I gave Chad a smurf head

by ButterBoiV February 14, 2020

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.

Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019

Smurfed

The chemical and shit splash back onto you in porta potty

Aww man I just got smurfed in the porta potty.

by Atxterrible1 August 31, 2022

Smurfing

Having an alternative account in a video game that you intentionally play bad on, in order to stay at a lower rank and have easier games.

God, these players are all smurfing, one second they keep dying, the next they're rolling us!

by urban_littionary January 18, 2024