Fluffy socks

The best piece of clothing. Makes you feel loved. Feels like a hug of awesomeness.

What would life be without fluffy socks?

by LucySutton November 23, 2021

ceramic sock

Usually a tube sock that has been ejaculated into. The man juice hardens over time

Siddesh just sits in his room making ceramic socks all day

by FigBat Diggernick June 20, 2016

sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

by Goat R. May 12, 2008

Sock Color

Something you notice or ask for after a hookup or sex. A code word used as a thank you the morning after, and a sign of paying attention to a female.

Hey, your sock color looked good on you last night

by Butt Saggington September 23, 2019

Funny socks

Putting your socks on half way and dancing.

do the funny socks Ashleigh!

by Spermhands October 6, 2018

chest-sock

\ ˈches(t)-ˈsäk\ : an undershirt meant to be worn under another garment.

This colloquial phrase is a gender-neutral and less-derogatory alternative to the term, "wife beater." Chest-socks are not meant to be seen or closely examined, which makes it acceptable to continue wearing them even after they have yellowed or developed holes from wear and tear.

It is, after all, just a chest-sock.

I was so embarrassed, but it got so hot in the office yesterday that I had to take off my sweater and work in an old chest-sock. Brenda pointed out that it had holes in the back!

by Publitoad March 8, 2019

Poop Sock

In a dire situation, mid conversation or in an argument, the term Poop Sock is an easy scapegoat for any verbal conflict amongst other people and/orSimps. Poop Sock alone, causes confusion and anger within the conversation resulting in an implosion like response from the other party. Poop Sock can also be used as a term for a deadly weapon. Based on the hit TV show: Icarly, Sam (one of the main protagonists), carries a life threatening weapon on her person at all times; known as a "Butter Sock", she fills, what can only be assumed as a knee sock, up with frozen butter and then whips her attackers with it. A Poop Sock is similar in regard that a sock is being used as a weapon: first the sock must be drenched and soaked in feces, covering every part of the sock, then frozen poop is inserted into the sock (frozen feces must have corn in it), the text step is self explanatory.

Me: "No Forrest, I don't care what you say, Mrs. Incredible isn't thicker than Mrs. Neutron!"

Forrest: You're mentally challenged if you think that, thats probably why your skin looks like that too!"

Me: Oh yeah? Poop Sock bro, Poop Sock."

Forrest: Visible confusion

"Im gonna fucking beat your ass with a damn Poop Sock if you touch my ass again. No, no I dont give a fuck if you thinks its cute and playful, I'm sick of your bullshit bitch. Ight cool love you too grandma."

by Black jésus February 29, 2020