Sandwich Hands

When you have sandwich residue (sauce, seasoning, stickiness) on your hands during or after eating a sandwich.

I wasn't able to greet him due to my sandwich hands.
I couldn't use my keyboard due to my sandwich hands.

by Falcohol April 23, 2016

Zak Sandwich

Where a guy named Zak is getting fucked by two of his admirers.

Want to go back to your place and make a Zak Sandwich?

by Blackberry Sandwich October 25, 2019

assemble a sandwich

Used as an insult by wishing harm upon the person

Some similar phrases are "go step on a Lego" or "go stand in the corner"

Tristan: if you dont agree with me then you can go assemble a sandwich

Douglas: wow, I'm hurt Tristan

by Jedidiahhahaa March 13, 2017

Sandwich God

Anything and everything is a sandwich to this person. Not one meal can stop this icon from putting it between two juicy slices of bread, and will they ever stop? Never.

(Even with all the discrimination they receive from their friends and family)

‘Why does Grandpa Joe put everything between two slices of bread?’
‘Well son, back in the day he was a right Sandwich God’

by ilovebreadsomuch June 5, 2023

sandwich fucker

Jared the subway guy, when there are no kids around.

Would you like to try our sandwich fucker special, with extra mayo?

by Never he-man February 1, 2016

The sandwich press

During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience

Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022

change sandwich

In various food delivery professions, when someone pays you in exact change, puting bills in your hand with small change on top, and then puts the tip over it. Resulting in bills on the top and bottom with change in the middle, and inevitably spilt change all over the place when you try to pocket it.

Damnit, that bitch on west 82nd always pays in change sandwiches. I always end up spilling quarters all over the place.

by Tim Branin January 13, 2007