Phantom shit

When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe there’s nothing there

I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit

by The shitburgular February 11, 2019

The Phantom effect

A brain damage that makes belive that you get laid because you are in a group of people that drives around in a car an listens to brainless music.

"OMG i got laid!!! - it must be the phantom effect"

by Theprinceofnewtromsø January 5, 2018

Danny Phantom

THE HOTTES MOTHER FUCKER YOU WILL EVER SEE. And that’s all I got to say. Wise words from me.

DANNY PHANTOM IS SO HOT

by Kdidjdndijdlwiantjrbe dididjdn September 20, 2021

Phantom

The worst thing ever

You are the phantom

by LatvianGambitIsVeryGood May 6, 2025

Phantom Down Syndrome

When somebody doesn’t have Down Syndrome but they look like they should

Bella Ramsey and Halle Bailey have Phantom Down Syndrome

by Sexier Boomhauer April 24, 2025

Pink Phantom

When someone uses you for what you have and doesn't give anything back/forgets about you.

Person 1: I tried to give her everything she might need, but she more or less has forgotten me... Was she even really there?
Did she ever really care?
Person 2: I always knew she was a Pink Phantom.

by surrealreal_ March 10, 2021

Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.

Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.

by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018