a person who is super nice only to annoy you and play a con perhaps.
Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
The people of South America had been Juan Vela'd out of their Gold under the pretense that it was going to a God.
A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
by StartUper June 16, 2018
Get the juan velamug. Pretty sus kid, shitty ass jungler and half bird. If you get distracted, he will probably flirt with your girl. Name stands for being hardstuck in LoL. More than 1k games and still gold. If you ever meet one, better to not to be his friend. He has shitty luck and he spreads it. He’s probably sucking dick rn.
by HalfBirdBoy November 22, 2021
Get the Juanmug. Juan: Hola! It's Juan!
Jerron: Fuck.
*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*
Tyler: SCATTER!
*Everyone runs for the hills*
Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!
Jerron: Fuck.
*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*
Tyler: SCATTER!
*Everyone runs for the hills*
Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!
by xX_PussyDestroyer696969_Xx March 20, 2017
Get the Juanmug. Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."
by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024
Get the Juan Sebastianmug. If you ever see a Juan and a Julia bet their friends, both Juan and Julia are the two people you would like to have as friends. They are kind and caring persons. If you ever have relationship problems don’t hesitate and go ask a Juan and a Julia because they are best couple. A Juan is a kind and caring guy who would not like for his Julia to be with someone else. A Julia will not like to have to her Juan be with someone else. They both are possessive but they both know they truly love each other. Never try and break apart a Juan and a Julia because you will fail. A Juan and a Julia are meant to be together
by Relationshipgoals.78 April 8, 2018
Get the juan and juliamug. by yomomma222 November 25, 2021
Get the Juanmug. by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025
Get the Juanmug.