Do For The Woods

A term used by men 2 describe woman who are not particularly atrractive but they would be willing to have sexual intercourse with .

She would do for the woods
She ain't nuthin special but she'd do for the woods!

by Stolaka October 5, 2007

Morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and have a boner

Man I got some morning wood

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Woods Hoods

An entirely new line of condoms Endorsed by of course Tiger Woods!!!.... With 12 to a pack!!!

Man Im expecting an all nighter with Tina I ned a pack of Woods Hoods!!!

by vinny125125 December 9, 2009

Drift Wood

Some one without goals and just drifts through life saying "i don't care" a lot.

"he won't go far in life he is just Drift Wood"

by munch! munch! December 5, 2011

Tiger Woods

Diet Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan Lime

Hey bartender Give me that Tiger Woods Drank

by Mason City December 20, 2009

marshall wood

The guy who has just read the above definition and is reading this right now.

you

by pabs November 2, 2003

Staining Wood

Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"

"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"

by Megatron81 July 6, 2014