Prof a clock is a saying normally used as a sign of distress, if nothing else can be said it helps people understand the situation. It can also be used to describe an intense emotion. Happy, sad, stressed. All can work depending on the vibe.
My money hasn’t gone in! Prof A clock!
Prof a clock this bitch keeps texting me!
Pppprrrof a clock I’m so pissed of rn!
Prof a clock this bitch keeps texting me!
Pppprrrof a clock I’m so pissed of rn!
by Chesca x September 23, 2025
Get the Prof a clockmug. by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Clocking Outmug. A woman’s romantic interest has an invisible expiration timer. If a guy doesn’t make a move within a certain emotional window, she mentally files him under “just a friend.” Once the clock runs out, there is no coming back. Ever.
“He finally asked her out six months later, but her cinderella clock expired in January. Now he’s the ‘brother’ she tells secrets to, not the guy she kisses.”
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
Get the Cinderella clockmug. The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.
by Mallard Ducks February 6, 2025
Get the Phantom Clock Hitmug. A giant public version of that time-telling thing you put on your watch. Side Note: Five times out of ten, it is safe to assume that said grandfather clock that you see probably wasn't your grandfathers.
by XxLoneWolfxX April 19, 2022
Get the Grandfather Clockmug. by Jadawaydaaa February 12, 2025
Get the Clock itmug. When you are gagging for a beer or a line and your internal clock starts ticking. Usually around 2pm on a Friday.
Fuck me Barry, the Cluck Clock has started. Get me to the boozer, no more work is getting done today.
by TARMAC LTD November 24, 2020
Get the Cluck Clockmug.