The basketball player who:
a) never passes to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.
a) never passes to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.
Example 1
Referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
Ball Douche: What the f*ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d*mn steps after dribbling! I took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarrassment because her adopted he/she whatever you are SUCKS!
Example 2
Player 1: (subtly boxes out Ball Douche)
Ball Douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut butter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)
Referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
Ball Douche: What the f*ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d*mn steps after dribbling! I took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarrassment because her adopted he/she whatever you are SUCKS!
Example 2
Player 1: (subtly boxes out Ball Douche)
Ball Douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut butter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)
by JoeManX January 23, 2010
Get the Ball Douchemug. Person 1: Are you going to ask her out?
Person 2: Nah I don't think so.
Person 1: Don't be a 'Pussy No Balls'
Person 2: Nah I don't think so.
Person 1: Don't be a 'Pussy No Balls'
by iCaptain-Obvious April 18, 2011
Get the Pussy No Ballsmug. by Austin007 May 3, 2009
Get the lips on ballsmug. When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021
Get the disco ballsmug. "dude, youve got enough cash, but if you just keep staring at that flat screen, youre just gonna get jew-balls!"
by mcfly!!!! September 13, 2009
Get the jew-ballsmug. Condescending insult used typically against those of east asian descent. Usage of this phrase has dropped considerably since WW2 however
by jon killbe November 24, 2009
Get the rice ballmug. by jstagurl August 18, 2008
Get the ass to ballsmug.