banana wednesday

the first sunday of every month

grace: do you wanna hang out?
nina: i can’t, i have to eat bananas
grace: but it’s sunday
nina: the first sunday of every month is banana wednesday

by jeffbezos July 1, 2021

Banana Stuffer

when you put a condom on a banana and mash it and then freeze it and use it as a dildo

girl) i just made a banana stuffer
boy) ew

by Jerome steven December 6, 2016

Rasputin Banana

The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.

I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.

by KING HORN November 20, 2017

sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.

I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.

by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008

god banana

Banana... but god

damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.

by eek.momsharts January 14, 2017

Banana Snatch

A Banana Snatch is term that can be used instead of the word whore.

You damn Banana Snatch leave me be.

by Sir Warezz October 17, 2019

yodeling banana

When you are bored and are typing random things in to the urban dictionary

I am really bored, u know I'll type yodeling banana in to the urban dictionary

by Jesster_the_giraffe July 27, 2017