Fap crap

Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.

I gotta clean my bed. I've got so much fap crap on those sheets...

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

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Fapping February

A new pleasure for those who enjoy fapping, this has been one of the greatest relieves for "No Nut November". This activity starts at 00:00 AM or when February starts.

Oh what a relieve, I just got reminded for Fapping February! Wooohoooo!

by Rafael&Rachel4Life November 12, 2019

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ER fap

The fine are of masterbating and blowing you load all over the room at the Emergancy Room in a hospital.

I went in last night just for a ER Fap . Was the time of my life .

by wadlust October 15, 2023

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Power fapping is defined :You have to jerk off in under 35 seconds. It brightens your spirit. You can power fap in every situation.

#Fapping #powerfap #pf #pffamily #pf2017 #power #newwayoflife #SebastianKohl

by Power Fapper 3000 September 16, 2017

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hunger faps

When you are hungry and horny at the same time.

Man I got the hunger faps right now.

by OCP360 July 27, 2018

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fap artist

One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.

He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.

John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."

by BecauseImFappy March 4, 2016

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