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Mentally sex fucked

When your a virgin and your friend reminds you of the other living things have gotten laid before you have.
Peter: man i just really want to get my self a girl its so lonely sometimes.

Tom: yea, are you aware that my dog got laid before you haha he banged this poodle other day.

Also my little sister porked this bushy haired kid down the street lol

Peter: Re-really? *sigh*

Tom: yeah, that old fart Mr. Bradley even got laid, he fucked that 19 year old with the big tits i heard after school lol

Peter: okay man enough dont gotta turn the knife

Tom: and one more thing you know youve been mentally sex fucked when you hear this... your little brother banged zoey at my house 2 weeks ago haha and hes 4 years younger than you.
by Hatingthisday September 27, 2020
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Phone Sex Friday

“dude this Friday is Phone Sex Friday! who are you gonna have phone sex with”
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Anna lie sex

Annaliese when she’s horny
Oh hi Anna lie sex”
I’m so horny
by Anna lie sex January 4, 2019
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Ruby T Sex

When you are fucking Your best friends mom and your grandma comes and fingers your best friends mom and you all cum and moan ALSO IS SUPER LESBIAN
Hey granny wanna help *Ruby T sex*
I'd love too
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anti-boner sex

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sex with another x

The act of having sex while tripping on ecstasy (MDMA). Popular because of the heightened sensory perception and sense of connection with other people brought on by ecstasy.
Last night was crazy! It was all sex with another x.
by IB King October 6, 2008
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shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.
by hoehoefromdawg March 14, 2007
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