IVF Unicorn baby

An IVF baby born (alive still born or #phoenixbaby resurrection) after a first ever embryo transfer (fresh or frozen doesn’t matter) after Years and years and or many years of infertility, ART, and even IVF treatments… (ours was the second round of stims because of NY Covid shutdown prevented our first full round of finished stims and needles and pushing back our retrieval to a cancellation making the cycle a wash failure because of Covid shutdown)…

This is a humbling experience… not one to brag about… because it is something that even shocked our doctors at NYU Langone reproductive specialists of NY especially our amazing RE/IVF doctor Gudas. Would highly recommend all the doctors at NYU Langone on Long Island… they are worth the money and the distance if you need to travel… and NY is a prochoice state… so your choice in what happens to your dna/embryos.

Our IVF Unicorn Baby just turned 21 (months) yesterday! Our baby also is a true Unicorn baby because our baby has always slept through the night since day one! Lolz and is a Gemini lolz so all the more reason our kid is a double headed Unicorn 🦄🦄 lolz and no we’re not bragging just humbled by our parenting experience… because we know that others may never have these experiences even as much as we all hope to have, nothing is guaranteed in life… as our child could die and stay dead in the next 5 minutes, tomorrow or years from now and it humbles us all the more.

by TrashPanda420311 March 8, 2024

the babies

Simply means the hunnies, broads females, bitches , huns whatever ...

The babies are coming over for a sleepover

by ericcjnr December 18, 2021

Baby Jambalaya

A cute term of endearment for people who are wild but also very pure.

Person 1: You’re such a baby jambalaya but I love you for that.
Person 2: Uhh thankssss

by Spice_of_life777 November 8, 2023

Baby’s Breath

What you get when you swallow the semen from a blow job.

She wanted to kiss me after blowing me, but she had baby’s breath so I avoided that like the plague.

by Tubafaggot February 21, 2019

Baby-Bird Brothers

When two guys receive a blowjob from the same girl. Similar to Eskimo Brothers, but called Baby-Bird Brothers due to the similar action a mother bird uses to feed her young.

Guy 1: "Hey I got a blowjob from Shaylyn."
Guy 2: "No fucking way, me too!"
Random bystander: "Dude, you guys are Baby-Bird Brothers!""

by Randy Rocket May 28, 2018

rancid baby cannon

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding

Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert

by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016

Baby

There are 2 definitions,
1. baby: a gift, from god something you have to carry for 9 months.
2. a childish person.

Mom: isnt the baby so cute!
Kid: it is!
Person 1: stop acting like a baby dumbass
Person 2: idgaf

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 28, 2021