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Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012
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top dog

Either you're one of those who tend to mispronounce "ToppDogg" (Don't worry, many people do) or you were talking about their song.
"Top Dog is so underrated!"
"You mean ToppDogg?"
"No I meant their song, but ToppDogg is too."
by B-Joo's Purple Hair December 26, 2016
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Dirty Dog

the resulting object of one ejaculating into a firm sock, eating it, then shitting it out.
Johnathan left a dirty dog in my pillowcase
by HavilMusic June 10, 2018
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Dirty dog

When your sexual partner pisses and shits into your ass hole and then drags their ass on the ground like a dog
Dude I just did a dirty dog on Cora last night it was so hot
by XxxJesussavesxxXHopebeast December 2, 2020
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s-dog

A sarcastic name for someone, typically Serena, meaning Shit Dog
Yo, What's up S-dog? Yo feet nasty
by kjw0410 October 12, 2021
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Paid in corn dogs

To be paid for a labor or service with something miniscule and not worth the time spent, such as free snack food or exposure. Usually done to “volunteers” at conventions and events.
I was going to volunteer for the comic convention, but they wanted me to work 8 hours and I would only be paid in corn dogs.
by anyling September 7, 2018
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