black baby

Mostly (95% of the time) used in the context of a white girl with a white husband giving birth to a black baby. Basic genetics lesson, 2 whites cannot have a black baby which means the girl was cheating on them (and getting creampied by BBC)

Nurse: "There it is, it's a baby boy!"
Wife: (trying to ignore the fact the boy is black)
Wife: "Isn't he cute?"
Husband: "Yeah, he is-..., wait, he's a black baby"
Husband: "Oh great heavens!", after realizing

by Senorken December 8, 2023

Piss baby

An example of a piss baby is gonta! A hot example of a piss baby is kokichi

kid : Mom, am I a piss baby?
Mom : Yes your exactly like gonta!

by miuhasmommymilkerslmao May 2, 2021

Tit baby

Extremely clingy/childlike, can be used similar to Mama's boy but is also used to describe some animals.

My dog is such a tit baby never leaves me alone.

by Timber Tim April 22, 2025

baby J

relatively small joint of marijuana, meant to be smoked by one person before they go to sleep

tim: what'd you do last night?
bob: oh, just rolled a baby J and passed out.
tim: ahh, the usual.

by mr-bob-dobalina November 1, 2020

Baby obliteraters

A person(most likely a femanist) who crys like a bitch over abortion getting banned.

Baby obliteraters are too stupid to realize only a fraction of the people who support abortion actually have a good reason for it.

by Gabe the eater of a bread June 30, 2022

Soggy Baby

The mix between a Mexican and a Caucasian. Can be called a Wet Cracker but Crackers when Wet are Soggy.

You two would make a beautiful Soggy Baby. He’ll never get deported.

by SizeableMonk950 December 15, 2018

baby banker

A kid that comes out of the womb and wants to be an investment banker or a quant. They usually do not have much of a personality and think “walk me through a dcf” is a good conversation starter.

“This freshman was talking mad game about his DCF for Berkshire Hathaway, what a baby banker”

by Finance Brah February 25, 2025