long lake camp

you know you go to long lake when :
- you put nutella on everything

- you long for pizza night

- you are either gay, rich, foreign, or jewish

- you live for bagel sunday

- there’s one kid in your bunk who gets the entire bunk sick
- you cry on hell night

- you LOVE aaron abs and owen creative writing

- the meatloaf tastes suspicious and they did sweeney todd last session

- you’ve seen tommy at least 3 times

- you know every word to camp rock and high school musical

- when an upper stone/herm 1 kid yells “no cuts!” but you yell back “cit cuts” even tho you’re not a cit

- you drink the enhanced water

- your bunk is a shitshow
- when you wonder why makii doesn’t choreograph any numbers for the dance show

- you miss dublin

- you come back with an entirely new vocabulary/accent

- all your friends are crazy talented

- you lose all your socks by the end of camp

- the word “sports” haunts you

- will fencing = bae
- you get sick right before your show

- you know where urinetown is

- when you get yelled at while trying to go to the fuck shack

- you’ve been branched

- you’ve had a laundrytastrophy

- you know all the calls during announcements

- you hate at least one of your counselors/unit leaders

jeff scares you

- you HAVE hooked up at camp (don’t deny it, everyone’s done it.)

- literally none of your counselors are from america

- you put on some POUNDS at camp

- you get campsick the day after camp ends because you miss all your best friends :(

long lake camp is my favorite place on earth.

by longlakeluvr69 August 15, 2019

Lake Worth Texas

Lake Worth Texas is mainly known for Best Buy, pill poppers, and loose white women.

Kenny: hey do you want to go to Lake Worth Texas?
Mario: no I don't need anything from Best Buy.

by SavageRios August 24, 2016

onion lake bads

A girl who parties every weekend kissing their friends' boyfriends or fucking them. They're more fake than their eyebrows and you should never trust an ol bad because she backstabs you sooner or later. Usually every guy wants them because they know how easy she is but she usually will always cheat on him at the next party she finds. Never trust an ol bad because they take your clothes and won't give them back

Guy 1, "she's easy, I'm going to grow feelings for her and then I'll get cheated on but I'll keep going back to her bc she's easy"
Guy 2, "can I share?"
Guy 3, "yes me too"

Guy 1, "must be onion lake bads"
Guy 2, "he/she is!"

Girl 1, "she just kissed my boyfriend and we were friends"
Girl 2, "must be an ol bad"

by Thing696969 April 23, 2014

Lake Erie Pipeliner

The act of snorting cocaine off a man's erect penis.

Where's my man today? Oh he's at home in bed he was out late doing Lake Erie Pipeliners last night.

by Pjtitties January 7, 2020

Missouri Lake Licker

When a shot of alcohol is poured on a mans outstretched nutsack like a bowl and then consumed by a a willing participant

Seth I swear she gave me the Missouri lake licker last night.

by Lil_cheezit April 1, 2023

lake los angeles

A place where it tries to scam you upfront and give you nothing positive.

Man, I'd really like to go to this town by but u can't trust it, sounds like a lake los Angeles

by Beethovenswolf February 10, 2018

Lake Los Angeles

A small town in the desert of California where everyone literally KNOWS everyone! The only things to do out there are rock climbing or seeing how many times u can walk the length and width of the town in a day.

Lake Los Angeles :What's that speck on the map between Victorville and Palmdale /Lancaster??

Oh that's just Lake LA, but mind u there ain't no lake and it ain't LA!!

by Bitch puddin BLAM BITCHES September 24, 2018