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Evan Hostetler

Can outdrink you
Evan Hostetler will fuck your girlfriend
by Badass3425 April 13, 2019
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Evan

A short kid that skateboards but isn’t very good. also is thic
Did u see that kid skateboarding? he’s such an evan
by dumbblonde666 December 10, 2017
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Nick Evans

The asshole in school who yells answers very loudly and interrupts the class
Dave: Shit that Nick Evans kid is in our class fuck. Steve: shit and I liked this class.
by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019
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evan fontes

Good at basketball like lebron

Will posterize u

Will break ur ankles

Has a wet jumper

Never misses a shot
Man that dudes pulling a Evan Fontes .
by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018
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Evan

Evan is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans are pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evan. Evan is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. Evan is also known to be an amazing lover. Ladies seem to love him because of his wild side. Evan keeps the ladies on their toes with his love making in bed. Evan is very spontaneous person and loves trying new things. Evan is very talented and successful in anything he does. He is also known to be lucky in many ways. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evan, never let him go.
Evan is a wonderful friend.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Evan

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)
guy 1 “oh whos evan”
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”
by feuves January 23, 2022
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Kenneth Evans

Kenneth Evans aka Kennethy is the bestestbestetbestest person ever and he belongs to Amanda
Kenneth Evans is my whore u tramps back off!
by moonininini December 3, 2021
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