Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.

Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.

by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012

boobie sandwich

1.when you put your head between a girls boobs and yell boobie sandwich
2. a dumb ass person

omg Tyson totally gave me a boobie sandwich

shut up tiana your such a boobie sandwich

by the queen tiana1211 October 11, 2016

Mook Sandwich

When you perform the act of smoking weed and tobacco at the same time.

*Can also be accomplished by means of vaping*

Dude, he just hit a triple-decker mook sandwich...holy fuck.

by conkum April 19, 2019

Pizza sandwich

When a guy is so into a girl that he doesn’t care she got her ladytimes and wants her pussy so bad that he is willing to eat her bloody pussy.

Sarah was so hot that night that josh ate her pizza sandwich till she came.

by Drkblglass February 28, 2018

Mexican Sandwich

When your having a threesome with two fat girls and get sandwiched

Bro I almost died last night when I was Mexican Sandwiched.

by Johnny Appletree March 2, 2022

Night Sandwich

Any sandwich you enjoy while intoxicated and a sober friend drove your ass to get it.

My slampiece took me to wendys last night for a night sandwich. I was so drunk I ordered an arbys roast beef.

by Burt_Reynolds88 May 2, 2011

Moron Sandwich

Idiot sandwich doesn’t sound english enough. Tell Gordon to be more of a fookin english man. This will also sound smart cause your using another word besides idiot. good job.

person 1: What are you?
person 2 (a higher being above gordon): a moron sandwich.

by crak head boi July 11, 2020