Cathy’s Law

The fundamental law of nature that you will always crave Chick-Fil-A most on Sundays when it’s closed, leading to inevitable disappointment.

The phenomenon is named after the late, great Chick-Fil-A founder, S. Truett Cathy.

Last Sunday, I got fucked by Cathy’s Law again. This time I got all the way to Chick-Fil-A and pulled on the locked door before realizing what day it was. I was devastated.

by Greg Taylor July 1, 2018

Greki's Law

The theory says that when renowned CS:GO player Greki picks up the AWP he almost always gets 3 kills in a round.

"Did you see that insane 3k?? that is Greki's Law in action. Thank god too, as we were definitely going to lose the round!"

by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL February 23, 2023

Nagy’s Law

The Nagy Law states you can identify as the opposite gender to use the restroom as needed.

Bro, I had to use the bathroom so bad I had to use Nagy’s Law.

by Kerdrew October 8, 2023

blanket law

when you have a body part hanging out from under the blanket leaving it free for the un-friendly demon dudes to completely rape it.

Dude 1:"Yo bro, I saw you breaking blanket law last night."
Dude 2:"That must be why I felt violated."

by UnderpaidRobloxStaff May 28, 2019

Watermelon Law

A law or action which on the surface helps an individual or group but because of racist or bigoted underpinnings, the law or action actually hurts that individual or group.

Mississippi passed a watermelon law to give all black folks a free watermelon, to make them happy so to make sure that they don't riot and start stealing.

by BlackCracker September 3, 2012

Laws of salvage

Commonly used in lunch rooms, these are the words said when one has a food item that they do not wish to consume. One says "laws of salvage" and throws the item into the center of the table, allowing anyone who wants said item to take it as their own.

Guy: I dont want this apple. *toss* Laws of salvage!

All: *scramble for apple*

by Froggy7384 July 21, 2008

Obama's Law

A term that originated from Godwin's Law, Obama's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will blame Obama. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Obama's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.

"Hey did you see that car wreck the other day?"
"Yeah I did, thanks a lot Obama."
"It wasn't Obama's fault."
"Well, that's Obama's Law."

by I Am Mamba June 3, 2016