A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.
Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .
by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
Get the dirtied clothmug. When you rush a squad in war-zone by yourself and justify the means with a history quote.
Symptoms may include the following quotes: "Center! Center! Center!", "Broke Amour", "Oop, I'm down", "Save me, save me, I'm safe"
Symptoms may include the following quotes: "Center! Center! Center!", "Broke Amour", "Oop, I'm down", "Save me, save me, I'm safe"
by dirty cole July 7, 2020
Get the Dirty Banerdmug. Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.
by Anal doge February 11, 2022
Get the dirty cadenmug. The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.
by swerve002 December 12, 2013
Get the houston dirtymug. Dragging male genitalia through dirt/ mud before engaging in intercourse where one's partner's head is covered in a musty, rancid blanket.
by WhatDoesThatMean? May 8, 2011
Get the The Dirty Linusmug. The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.
Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
by derfferguson April 17, 2020
Get the Dirty Aedanmug. Verb - When 2 people are having sexual intercourse and someone runs in, interfering, sticks his or her penis in, pulls out, then runs away immediately.
Noun - someone who performs the act above.
Noun - someone who performs the act above.
by The Dirty Dan September 22, 2016
Get the Dirty Banditmug.