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cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs
KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?
by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018
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Free Cream

Cream for distribution from the sac of the willing bartered for the cost of nothing.
Free cream for all. Merry Christmas -Dad
by Punkstallionfms January 11, 2020
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The Queen's Cream

That apple juice was the Queen's cream!
by Lester Moonbeam October 13, 2018
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berries and cream

a short female or male who has a bob style haircut (to the chin length with short full bangs) .

as seen on the starburst commercial.
Girl talking: eww look at what i spot!
Girl number 2: i spot berries and cream!
by EDD N PASQUALiTO YEZZZ July 22, 2009
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Man cream

Ya mum sucked ya dad until he squirted his "Man cream" onto her face and down her tits.
Billy sucked his mums penis once she slapped him with it and she shot man cream and a jar down his throat.
by Obey January 6, 2008
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cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.
-Ugh ugh ugh oops, oh shit!
-Baby?!
-Don't worry, I still managed the cream sandwich.
by crispy hispy November 9, 2008
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cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.
Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker
by roger cole January 17, 2008
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