Wagon

When something is awesome or extremely impressive:

That backflip was wagon

by Glreal July 29, 2023

california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016

Puss Wagon

A tall sip of water who gets much tail while driving his mom’s station wagon.

That Mario Lopez is a real puss wagon.

by 2legit2start August 26, 2022

dad wagon

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.

Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.

by Dad-inator May 15, 2019

Ex-wagon

The ex girlfriend wagon that all your friends seem to jump on when you break up with them

me- "just deaded that smut"
BFF-" yo you see Danny like all her pictures?"
me-"that faggot jumped on the ex-wagon"

by Tjika October 10, 2012

Jasiah Wagoner

love of your life. 011219

Jasiah wagoner the love of your life

by Lencia November 24, 2021

Fairy Wagon

A stupid vehicle, typically driven by dudes that like penis. Commonly used to refer to squatted trucks

Look at that, found another Fairy Wagon. Why do people squat those things anyways?

by professional_retard September 7, 2022