Pie Town

A very tiny western New Mexico town in Catron County where not much happens except the annual Pie Festival and the occasional dance. There are two pie shops, both of which serve fabulous food but are very unreliable about being open and also about their pies. There is also a post office, a lawyer's office, a fire station, some houses, and a park with a pavilion perfect for skateboarding and dances. No traffic to worry about, but just in case there's a sign when you enter saying "Caution, Congested Area." People are friendly, there are lots of ranchers and hippies, and everything is laidback and casual. Not much to do except go to the pie shops and yak over coffee, or go to the BookMobile every month, or make up interesting rumors about people you only know vaguely. The town attracts a lot of tourists - hikers, bikers, horseback riders - and a lot of them have interesting tales to tell.

Right on the Continental Divide...it's all downhill from here!

Wanna go get the mail in Pie Town?

by lolboredchickyandmusicrules:) March 15, 2011

spaghetti pie

A large hairy vagina

he couldn't go through with his date after he caught a glimpse of her spaghetti pie.

by Piperella June 9, 2017

Pie Wrapper

This is the lingerie for the lower region of women's anatomy. The need for this word arose when too many women scheived from the word panties. A sexy word for lower lingerie is needed. This may just be a place holder.

My girlfriend told me never to use the word panties, like ever. I was miffed because what she wears is not a g string or boy briefs. What she wears are definitely pie wrappers.

by I've done that. May 24, 2018

gig and pie

A song followed by "dessert "

My Boo called and said come over for some gig and pie.

by MamaHoyt October 1, 2017

blame pie

He or she who deserves the blame shall taste a slice.

The Lakers are going to miss the playoffs this year? Oh yeah, Lebron is definitely eating the blame pie for that one.

by HaterCaid March 6, 2019

Slutty pie

Slutty pie is the slang term used to describe a mince meat pie. This mince meat pie however is stuffed with hotdogs and folds of roast beef. The slutty pie may be served with a creme friache.

My dog and I went down on a slutty pie for dinner.

by Cactustoe802 April 24, 2017

Cheese Pie

A large shit after eating vast quantities of cheesecake.

"Whoah that's a lot of cheesecake."
"Yeah, I'm going to make a cheese pie later."

by Bear in the Bathroom November 29, 2019