Weasel

The act of aggressively shoving one's big toe and or foot in someone's anal cavity. Usually by force, the weaseler often has "helping feet", that are used to pin the victim down.
"Holy shit, Scott and his foot gang just weaseled me!!"
by PoopWhore69 December 17, 2019
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Weasel

An un-masculine, puny male who acts like a catty little bitch. Is annoying and immature and pisses people off to the point where they want to inflict physical harm on him. Is not tough at all, and usually cannot physically fight back or defend himself. Fights back by running his mouth, pestering someone, or by pursuing legal action against them (that’s usually all he can do, since he’s not a tough guy)
‘’He’s such a weasel! That’s why he shouldn’t piss people off, because he can’t properly fight for himself without being a little bitch’’
by Jane D’oh! November 12, 2021
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Weasel

someone who is just like a snake but lies and is even more fake than a snake
Bestie: So why did you two break up?
Me: Because he was such a weasel.
by Strawberry111603 August 21, 2019
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Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.
I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.
by Dr. Tobagen July 08, 2018
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weasel wagon

Apparatus that holds engine weasels. Aka swine box. Aka bland house boy.
Get out wagon! Damned weasel wagon!
by Dr. Tobagen July 08, 2018
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Grey Weasel

MILF snatch. Mature woman's pubes.
He got drunk and went hunting the Grey Weasel.
by muffincruncher December 02, 2010
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toilet weasel

I just made a toilet weasel.
by Awesome Ploppy Pie September 29, 2017
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