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Goon

To goon is to jerk off for an extended period of time. Often lasting several hours or even days with breaks to eat or use the bathroom. Gooning often involves multiple sources of pornography ranging from hardcore porn videos to magazines. Sex toys including vibrators, anal toys, and fleshlights are often involved. Drugs such as cannabis, poppers, and amphetamines may also be involved. It doesn’t have to be a solo act but often is as anyone who is gooning is likely a societal outcast.
Person 1: Hey man there’s gonna be a wild party tonight with tons of chicks, let’s go, let loose a little, and have fun.
Person 2: Nah bro i’m gonna stay at home and goon for 10 hours with a buttplug in while smoking weed.
by Mohammad Thabet October 16, 2023
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Time-Gooning

The act of using the mystic arts in tandem with the Time Stone to endlessly goon.
Yo bro, I've been Time-Gooning with the Ancient One.
by MoistureGorilla January 13, 2025
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Mental Goon

I am doing semen retention but I still goon to foids on twitter without touching my penis.
When im alone and horny I mental goon but never jerk off I am different.
by Sexlessmentalcelfreak April 11, 2025
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Moon Gooning

"Me and Joe Rogan are going to hunt buffalo go Moon Gooning tonight"
by Beeskneeees421 January 12, 2024
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Goon Roulette

When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.
Hey Jack, me and the fellas are gonna play goon roulette. You in?
by TheMysteriousFella May 6, 2024
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goon nugget

someone who is a goon or also defined as "not real"
person 1: bro that kid in my class is such a goon nugget
by smartysmartie223 April 16, 2023
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Goon Scoop

The sexual act in where a goon nigga with a bucket of ice cream and a spoon, scoops ice cream into a girls ass and proceeds to eat it.
Yo, nigga i goon scooped my girl last night.
Did it taste like chocolate, I gotta try it!!
by Voizdev August 26, 2021
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