The Parking Garage Story

When a friend of yours tells such a bad story that it is forever titled in a mocking tribute.

The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.

by Lendale Spellchekar September 11, 2009

Toy Story Buttgasm

An orgasm through the butt achieved while watching Toy Story.

Woody: We've got to do something about this!
Audience member: Oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!! Toy Story Buttgasm!

by crashandburnofficial June 29, 2010

story time?" and "crop?

when a person gives oral sex to a man and receives anal after it.

Hey Tyrone look at that bitch in the comments saying "story time?" and "crop?" he must suck dick!

by darktalk April 1, 2022

Friend Love Story

A snap private story where you talk about past friendships which didn’t last, how it all ended

Did You See That Friend Love Story

by BadBitch009 February 21, 2020

Toy Story 3

a story about true love and finding out who you're true friends are.
winner of the 2010 Oh-My-God-Tears-Are-Crying Award.

John: Did you see Toy Story 3?
Jill: Yeah, then I ate three gallons of ice cream and cried on the couch for three hours.
John: I had the same reaction.

by simoneasaursrex June 24, 2011

Cool Story Bro

4chan saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care

1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke
2. Cool Story Bro

by Biohazard357 March 27, 2009

True Story Bro

Used to defend against an impending cool story bro. Usually uttered immediately after the narration of a story or anecdote (for full effect) worth telling, relevant to the conversation, and not an example of tl;dr or faggotry, so that any threat of ownage from jackasses is effectively neutralized. (Often abbreviated as' tsb' when used in text)

Person A: I remember I was stuck in an elevator in freshman year with a claustrophobic chick who was panting the shit out of the elevator. Gave me the heeby jeebies. True story bro.

Person B: ...

by Tyrone24 September 30, 2010