The Fart Phantom

When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it

Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?

Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it

Ryan W: it was you lachlan.

Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again

by TheIncredibleHunk December 8, 2017

Phantom Head

When you got head to good you can still feel it

“Her dome game was so good I got phantom head and it’s been like a week”

by Fungoid October 12, 2020

phantom docking

when a male has sex with a transgender male, and the males dick is where the other males dick would be if he still had it.

"idk man, i knew he had the surgery and all. but it still felt like his dick was still there. almost like i was phantom docking him"

by blueballsandstickyfingers October 23, 2018

Phantom Dick

When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there

Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation

by Miercolesdecaida August 10, 2022

Phantom Shitter

The true meaning of "shit", is the shit that simply lies in the toilet. Phantom shitter is when someone takes a HUGE shit in public toilets without flushing. that is the typical definition of an asshole. a perfect example of a phantom shitter is "Kevin Truong".

The Phantom Shitter has struck again, this time killing hundreds of people in Paris!

by Prisoner of Afghanistan February 4, 2016

phantom patriot

The ultimate "Make America Great Again" vigilante hero you never knew you needed. Enter Richard McCaslin, a guy who took conspiracy theories way too seriously. In 2002, he donned a homemade superhero costume (think Batman meets Duck Dynasty) and decided to storm Bohemian Grove, a fancy retreat for the rich and powerful, convinced it was a hotbed of elite shenanigans and occult rituals.

Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.

McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.

"Did you hear about the Phantom Patriot? This guy went full 'Make America Great Again' superhero, storming Bohemian Grove in a homemade costume, only to get arrested and miss the memo that real-life isn't a comic book!"

by Phantom Patriot July 15, 2024

Phantom Strain

Causes occasional pain and general weakness. A muscle strain that is regarded by doctors as insignificant, but affects you pretty severely. Usually persists for months, indefinitely, or is chronic.

I have a phantom strain in my right pec. I used to be able to bench 20 pounds more, but Doctors keep telling me nothing is wrong and that I'm fine.

by WraithSpectre October 25, 2019