Short bus

A bus for kids with brain damage.

Oh that guy rides a short bus, he probably like logan paul.

by Bruh moment 69420 yeet man December 16, 2019

short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort

person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2012

short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.

"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."

by Soxoff February 14, 2012

naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.

Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!

by nobody of interest January 28, 2021

short circuit

Touching both of one's nipples with a single hand.

When he short circuited me, it felt like cool ranch.

by princess douglyn August 31, 2018

short vibes

The vibes someone gives off that make you think they would be short.

Bonnie really gives off short vibes, you know?

by uncomfii February 13, 2021

buzzed shorts

A level of intoxication prior to being wastey pants.

Usually on the cusp of having a good night but not quite sure what type of bad decisions you may make.

"I hope that girl decides to go from buzzed shorts to wastey pants tonight... I wanna make bad decisions with her."

by Efffsandwich December 22, 2013