Sausage Tosser

A male individual who masturbates furiously and frequently.

Michael Cantrell is an avid sausage tosser who is known for eating his own sausage tossage.

by Darius_Effin_Flynn February 10, 2018

Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come

Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!

by Lt. Howe July 26, 2015

Muddy Sausage

A "Muddy Sausage" is having anal sex and the penis has shit on it.

"I've got a Muddy Sausage!"

by Edgyboiii August 29, 2016

elongated sausage

a man's kingly meat scepter

Man, that is an absolutely elongated sausage.

by chemking May 11, 2020

Dropping Sausage

To inadvertently reveal ones tally wacker to someone unexpectedly

"Dude, we gotta have a talk with James. He's always dropping sausage at the house."

by esotericinsomniac February 28, 2015

samurai sausage

When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly

Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?

by Don’t take me seriously May 27, 2018

goat sausage

a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis

awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage

by ksks1996 January 27, 2011