Matt Ramos

A gay guy around many people, a demonic bitch in closed circles

I thought he was cool, but then he flipped out on me last night. What a fucking Matt Ramos.

by Cryptosporidian November 20, 2016

Matt w

A subspecies of a long haired cockgobbler.

Usually confused for a female from behind. It’s usual diet is green leaves and black dicks.

Matt w is a little dicked cry Baby.

by Cockgobbler July 3, 2019

Matt Surette

A veery handsome, sexy and hilarious man who makes all the women swoon.

"Did you see Stella fall down the stairs when she saw that guy ?"

"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"

by Bambi_69 July 3, 2023

Matt Mitchell

Matt Mitchell, a tall slender human who is NPC like. Matt Mitchell is a vape god and is known as “The Pedo.” If seen this man with children I suggest you run and call the cops.

I saw Matt Mitchell lurking

I saw Matt Mitchell searching

by sneaking man June 12, 2023

matt cline

Annoying

Wow that song is Matt cline

by kabizzleinthehouse November 20, 2017

Matt Dorman

A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.

Matt dorman is so gay and ugly, how is his sister so fucking sexy?

by thatguyyoushouldfollow October 29, 2020

Matt Parry

Someone who makes his friend, also known as matt, tie the top strings of his jacket together. Making him look like a dick.

'He's had a Matt Parry done to him'

by Poopoostain November 26, 2010