When someone falls deeply in love with a fictional character they have projected onto a real person. A type of infatuation often specific to people with high standards and romantic ideals.
Person 1: OMG Justin Bieber is perfect! I'm in love with him!
Person 2: No hun, you have an apollonian crush on Justin Bieber. Since all the boys at this middle school are below your standards, you have projected your idea of an ideal romantic partner onto a person you will hopefully never meet.
Person 2: No hun, you have an apollonian crush on Justin Bieber. Since all the boys at this middle school are below your standards, you have projected your idea of an ideal romantic partner onto a person you will hopefully never meet.
by 0_____._____0 October 8, 2014
Get the Apollonian Crushmug. by TheRealOnesCount March 4, 2018
Get the crush crymug. by Doc Milton February 12, 2010
Get the Cabin's Crushmug. by Some Totaly Random Guy October 27, 2006
Get the Celebrity Crushmug. Someone who works in the mall that you have a crush on when you work in the same mall. They're cute or funny, but you don't ever talk to them outside of the mall, or any other place and you don't know them well.
by Mr. Bananagrabber October 20, 2005
Get the Mall crushmug. Crushing Guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the Stone Age. It is the act of fucking the shit out of a woman. You start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered vagina. Just ease it in, nice and slow. You do not want to rush it. After your cock is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in.... out..... in.... out... in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out By this time you should be pounding her pussy like an industrial strength jackhammer. No mercy.... You scream - "Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!! Ugghaahhh.. Ooo!!!" After your ball-sac explodes like Hiroshima, her guts will feel like they've just gone through a meat grinder. I guarantee: She love you long time.
Broham, how was last night with that Cougar?
It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.
It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.
by jdpower August 14, 2010
Get the Crushing Gutsmug. A coffee crush is interpreted as the inexplicable urge to visit a female (or male) who works at the local coffee shop repeatedly even when not in a current state of craving coffee. Usually there is no real motive behind the visit other than to see the employee in which you have the crush on.
Side effects may include: Finding out through conversation that your crush has a significant other, having your drink ready before you reach the window hence less time for conversation, lonely nights, etc...
Side effects may include: Finding out through conversation that your crush has a significant other, having your drink ready before you reach the window hence less time for conversation, lonely nights, etc...
Male 1: Geez, you filled up your stamp card in 3 days!
Male 2: Yeah... I kind of have a coffee crush...
Male 2: Yeah... I kind of have a coffee crush...
by Jobias Telecksla October 21, 2009
Get the Coffee Crushmug.