March 9

National make out with your bf/gf day!

Her: hey bae what’s today? Him: Its March 9, national make out with your bf/gf day!

by Kayla Diamond March 8, 2022

june 9

National appreciate your favorite cousin day

june 9 is when i can show off my favorite cousin

by hnfygb June 9, 2022

November 9

International Punch People With Names That Start With S and End with A Day!

People with names that start with "S" and end with "A" (like Sophia, Sara, Savanna, Serena, Stella, etc.) are usually toxic and annoying, so they deserve a good punch to the face.

Serena: um.. Why are you looking at me and laughing??
y/n: It's November 9...You know what that means..
*punch*

by awesrtyuiop[l;kjhgcfxd November 10, 2020

May 9

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

by machary May 3, 2022

9/11

A national holiday, celebrated by all, including Mexicans.
And George W. Bush.

Its 9/11, where is the Fireball?

by HugeNiggaFan69 March 5, 2019

Orny 9

The thought before 69ing

I must be orny 9 because I see you n me in a 69.

by Tomme boyd October 5, 2020

9/11

The day glitter by mariah carey was released.

I wish I could go back to 9/11/2001 to experience the release of glitter by mariah carey!

by olivia bensonola September 12, 2022