Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"

Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.

by GermanGoon January 13, 2025

Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.

Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."

by H4MM3R December 28, 2008

Fink Face

That face a dog makes when it's on its two hind legs panting and trying to reach you and while their heads are stretched upward, remember, the dog must be panting to make a fink face, and when the dogs head is stretched upwards, their necks kinda like, pull their cheeks, making their lips straighter and making their panting mouths a long breathing shape.

I was excited to meet my dog at back at home, she was so excited to see me!!! The cute little girl, her fink face was so cute when she was trying to reach up the door, her fink face made me awe so much!!!

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022

face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

Bee Movie Face

The bee movie face is from a clip in the movie where you look up and open your mouth up wide. (p.s Tucker)

Bro he just hit the bee movie face.

by Tuckermartin69 February 19, 2025

National stick your face in your girl's boobies day

Yes july 28th is the day where you get to nuzzle your face in the best of both worlds with no complaints

I can go and stick my face in my girlfriend's boobies because its national stick your face in your girl's boobies day!

by johndeerdivadome March 16, 2024

face-ripper

A strong, upward, single-day move in stock market values that induces disbelief, anger and financial distress amongst short-shellers, gloomsters and Zerohedge fanboys.

"There is so much money on the sidelines that the inflows into year-end are going to create a lot of market breadth," says @fundstrat's Tom Lee after he predicted today's 'face-ripper' rally on Wall Street." @LastCallCNBC Nov 14, 2023

by Bearable Lightness November 19, 2023