Rapid Dog

A dog or anything really that needs to be put down. Now.

Bro 1: Dude, your mom's facebook is a like a rapid dog.

Bro 2: What?

Bro 1: Yeah, it needs to be put down like ASAP

by Iluvartichokes May 14, 2011

Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.

Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own

by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023

Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself

A phrase originated from the deep south of the United States (Alabama, Mississippi). The phrase is typically used to point out a human action behind an otherwise unexplained, often unusual, phenomenon.

" Someone must have driven that car all the way up that steep cliff, even if seems impossible. Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself, right?"

by ManyPepper January 19, 2022

Poverty Dogs

A hotdog in a slice of bread because you are poor

"Were havin poverty dogs tonight" Fuck yeah

by Gasflame961 January 26, 2024

champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

ten dogs down

Busted ugly. Can't even believe she's rockin that kinda face. You know the kind fellas.

That buttaface down in Longwood? Body's slammin but her face be ten dogs down, yo.

by J Peezie February 25, 2010

Dog

A round animal that has 45,000 mother biomolecules and has a big racoon for a mother

My dog was eaten yesterday

by iewbfiawgelba December 9, 2021