High Tech Red Neck

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".

bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

Broad Run High School

A ghetto ass school in the richest county in America, where snobby teenagers that smoke weed and binge drink every weekend go for an education they won't even use because their parents will pay for them to live at home their whole life.

Brian: Where do you go to school?

Me: Broad Run High School

by Nastynigga25 January 5, 2014

New Philadelphia High School

Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.

Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.

by rst8 November 4, 2011

ealing fields high school

Ealing fields high school is some wet school in the boston manor area of ealing the year 10’s are calm but the year 9’s are all deading tings. Some leng teachers tho.

“Init ealing fields high school is wet”

by Lovelypeachesss xoxo April 6, 2020

Jay County High School

Welcome to Jay County High School, the only people that go here are either yee haw pieces of shit or weird ass goths. All the hoes here get passed around like a hot potato at a children's birthday party. All the nic addicts and pot heads bring their nic sticks and karts to the bathroom everyday and smoke it up in there. Our football team is so bad that we haven't won a single game in 3 years, our golf team is more athletic then them. We have a shit ton of SoundCloud rappers who think they are the shit, but really they just copy big time rappers songs that are actually good and going somewhere. We are putting them up for sale, one cent per rapper, or better offer. There are 10 good teachers here out of the one hundred so chances are YouTube will be your teacher. We are also broke as fuck so now the stupid ass middle schoolers are at the high School, they are annoying as fuck. So in conclusion, welcome to Jay Tucky High School, the most redneck piece of shit place on Earth.

Jay County High School- The most redneck place on Earth.

by anonymous October 16, 2020

William Byrd High School

a school full methed up thots that think their shit don’t stink also you live in fucking vinton a shithole so stop acting like you are something when you aren’t also if they got any more inbred than what they are they’d be sandwiched together that’s why all the bitches there look like sloth off the goonies

aye bro ever fucked wit a William Byrd High School thot

Hell nah them bitches been ran through

by a fellow Roanoke resident November 25, 2019

North Posey High School

An absolute embarrassment of a school. The ass of Posey County. People from this school like to play with shit in the bathtub and smoke cigarettes before football games.

Dave: Are you going to the game tonight?
Stan: Are you talking about North Posey High School? Fuck no

by Johnny Bignuts October 8, 2021