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Slap A Bald Head Day

on April 28 (the day musolini died) we slap everyone who is bald and they cant fight back
yo its Slap A Bald Head Day
ye lets go slap some niggas
by appello May 18, 2022
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Easter Island Heads

Are you fucking shitting me!? Did somebody destroy those!? What the fuck!?
Hym "Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuck!? The easter island heads were FUCKING DESTROYED!!! Destroyed in a volcano caused wild fire or something! HOLY SHIT! Wow man, that is fucking WILD! Wow! That is some serious history to just lose like that.
by Hym Iam March 3, 2024
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Snowstorm heading eastbound

When someone named viktor, ejaculates with deadly force eastbound towards innocent bystanders.
The snowstorm heading eastbound oh god viktor
by sdwwgsdg January 12, 2023
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crypto block heads

An ecosystem of the lesser-known species "homocryptbloceads" The Genesis Block of this confused bunch was laid by Chrisbpirate. The crypto block heads (CBH) have none of the right moves but that's good for you as they make the mistakes in crypto, so you don't have to.
The crypto block heads just exchanged private keys written on napkins at the coffee shop.
by the bored lawyer March 16, 2021
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Chew head

by R. Econ March 2, 2009
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Fuck head

A fuck head is one who's head is fucked cuz the world is fucked my friend. Usually has 2 looks of either resting bitchface or smiling n laughing into Oblivion of the face area. Usually has 2 moods of either fuck you or fuck me, usually, or like whatever tho. male or female cuz the males kind of feminine n the females kind of masculine. Won't usually talk shit back , jus look at u like u have no idea how lucky u r I don't haul off n blast you in the face pussy cause they got jails for that n y'all need Jesus anyway bitch so I'ma go back to doing me. Inside is just a puppy but a timberwolf puppy half grown so still lethal. Jus wans to cuddle but ain't nobody got time for that so they may develop a drinking problem but eventually be basically sober cuz they're wicked smart so how bout them apples. Walks like Ben Affleck cuz y'all suspect. Prolly Italian or raised round alot of Italians or likes Italian food n wine. Makes the best lovers cuz deep down they jus wanna love n be loved but r super picky so you'll prolly get sour grapes n that's fine because they'd prolly ruin everyone else for u for the rest of your life n they love u too much to do that to u. Prolly really been through a lot even though they don't look it so you should be really caring with them cuz even though they r the shit they can be assholes n u probably deserve it but deffinatly not n they will feel bad after and everything will be fucked up for like a minute but that could last forever, who knows these days.
*dog acts crazy and its hilarious*
-little fuck head
by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019
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Slope head

Term used to describe the modern day knuckle dragging closed minded Neanderthal.
Typical lazy Slope head who'd rather sit on their arse all day but blame migrants for their lot.
by Barry from Barry January 1, 2022
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