SAME SEX MARRIAGE

A "same sex marriage" is someone who has crows feet and looks like a woman, but doesn't have a menstrual cycle, so is a man.

Doctor: "Did you see any blood coming from between its legs?"
Patients husband: "No. Is my wife a same sex marriage then, Doc?"
Doctor: "Yeah, it looks like yr wifes a man!!! Get off the 321 bus"
Patients husband: "But all she's got is a CO2 emitting car for me to drive"
Doctor: "I'm afraid its no longer within our remit."
Patients Husband: "But what about the environment?"

by Usebleach August 3, 2020

Background dancer sex

Where a fuck diva in her show has sex with one or more of her background dancers and/or they have sex with each other.

That's some hot background dancer sex.

by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009

Lil Gay Sex

Nickname for the hit neighbor singer with a funny voice better known as Lil Nas X. He makes very interesting songs. The reason why I think he is gay is because there is a song entitled INDUSTRY BABY in which the music video (at 33 seconds) showcases Lil Nas X alongside a group of gay, homo thugs. I don't like this very much. I find it very uncomfortable considering I am thugphobic but, lets get back to the definition. Yesterday I had a sandwich and it had salami, ham, cheese, extra mayo, was toasted 10 times and was donated to a local homeless shelter.

Person 1: "God, I hate Lil Gay Sex, his new song sucks"
Person 2: "I know, right?"

by Infidel C@stro May 30, 2023

Obama gorilla sex

A word user by melondoggo when he’s very angry

melondoggo OBAMA GORILLA SEX

potatopoii stfu

allah cat *starts spamming stfu*

by Bigboy42069a33 September 14, 2020

cave man sex

2 men rubbing there penises together like a caveman starting a fire

lets go hav cave man sex in that alley back there

by dicy 132 November 5, 2008

National Sex Day

On April 13
You basically do all forms of sexual activities with a person not to speacial , meant to just be for pleasure

Richard: How are you going to celebrate national sex day

James: with Daniela

by RetroRob69 May 26, 2018

sex surrogate gift

gee whiz! -another fucking birthday (christmas), and you're still having to get off alone!! how sad! i'm (santas') going to bring you a nice sex surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and 'watch the stars', while the surrogate does all the 'work'!!

you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!

judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!

i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!

by michael foolsley December 28, 2009