When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel
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Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020
Get the Christen the toilet mug.The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.
"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"
by DumDeeDragon July 30, 2022
Get the Toilet Enigma mug.1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.
1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.
by Jboy69 June 23, 2017
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by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010
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Get the Toilet swamp mug.Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.
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