side pocket

the front passenger seat of automobile. same as calling 'shotgun'.

"Get in the side pocket, do not leave the side pocket."
"I got side pocket!"

by Wazula October 18, 2006

the dark side

A term inspired by the movie Mallrats, used to refer to a person that is frequently stoned from smoking marijuana, while also making an allusion to the dark side of the force in Star Wars.

Kevin tends to forget stuff and is often eating all of my food. He must be another victim of the dark side...

by T Hizzle June 5, 2005

canadian side

the bottom of your cock because it is closer to your asshole

lick the canadian side bitch

by dikkhed December 11, 2008

Side Cooch

Guy rule; If your girlfriend/boyfriend lives more than 3 states away, you have permission to have a replacement to quench ones sexual needs.

Jake's girlfriend lives in Texas, Jake lives in Ohio. As a result, Jake has side cooch with his locker buddy, Veronica.

by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009

leg side

When in bed, the side of the dog you don't want facing you if you want to get any sleep.

The uncomfortable position when your dog pushes his legs into you while you're trying to sleep.

Upon waking with the family dog...
Margo: I didn't sleep worth a shit last night.
Todd: I feel awesome! What's your problem?
Margo: You didn't get stuck with the leg side!

by Three Leg Fred May 25, 2009

side fucked

When your carpenter named Danny constantly put you in shitty situations whilst never performing his job adequately.

Once again Danny has side fucked me by not showing up to work.

by O'Yhetti April 23, 2018

side-texted

When you are engaged in a social media conversation (i.e. FB status) and one of the commenters texts you when they disagree with what is being said or have additional private information.

Mary side-texted me after she saw what Asia's response was to her Facebook status.

by SMG83_WS January 8, 2014