Hurt Feelings Police

The “Hurt Feelings Police” are people who attack others with viewpoints opposing their own. This is typically found on social media when someone posts something that get’s deemed “controversial.” A lot of times this happens in things about LGBT+ people, people of color, other minorities, and politics.

"Hey man, I made this post about my views on the current president and sparked the Hurt Feelings Police."

by musicalqueerpunk May 14, 2018

feels normal man

its the neutral version of feels bad man and feels good man

i won
feels normal man

by adriel is best June 10, 2021

Feel Bad Syndrome

When you tell someone to shut up and when they actually do it, you feel bad and regret it.

"Bro can you shut up? You're pissing me off.."
"alright sorry man"
"Okay now I got feel bad syndrome, sorry man.."

by Orathan September 29, 2023

cop a feel friday

every friday it is totally acceptable to grab the tits of another male/female without any possible sexual assualts or uneasy feelings between each other. any other day the person may charge hate crimes and that person must pay the other a violation fee of no more than $10..

Captain Douche: i swear to god you touch my tits another time and its not "cop a feel friday" i will personally bend you over.

Geno: oh ok

by shootermkgav1n April 13, 2010

feel like mushrooms

Hung over; tired; shortened version of "feel like shitake mushrooms", which is an attempt to say "feel like shit" without technically saying 'shit'

You don't look too good today.

Yeah, man, I feel like mushrooms

by Y-Ganger November 5, 2007

You Feel Me

you might of heard people say '' You feel me '' what means you basically saying can you relate to me but in another form of words.

You feel me, Im so excited to go to the park.

by Ladyas12 April 25, 2022

Come On Funny Feeling

A feeling of luck and invulnerability that foreshadows opportunity and good fortune. The funny feeling is often to be beckoned and called near the craps or roulette table, which will provide the gambler with clairvoyance on how to place his/her bets.

Craps parlance:

Stickman: "Seven out! New Shooter!"
New Shooter: "Come on Funny Feeling! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes." Places bets and then rolls.
Stickman: "Eleven! Front line winner."

by BustaNutz May 8, 2013